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šŸ¾ Meet Our Mascot

Chief Observation Officer (COO)

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Disclaimer: While the COO has strong opinions, all financial advice is still provided by licensed humans.

Our Chief Observation Officer keeps a watchful eye on every meeting, model, and milestone. While he doesn't build forecasts, he firmly believes no important financial decision should be made without proper supervision (or treats).

Core Responsibilities

  • Executive oversight

  • Office morale

  • Package inspections

  • Keyboard quality assurance

  • Strategic napping

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